The Lie Clock

Carl Spitzer cwsiv_2nd at HOTPOP.COM
Fri May 23 12:26:10 MDT 2008

The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands
on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible, ' said the man. 'And whose clock is that

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?' asked the man.

'Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan '

Herm Albright 

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