[Fwd: This Is For All You Shrub-ites]

Carl Spitzer cwsiv_2nd at HOTPOP.COM
Thu May 1 11:25:47 MDT 2008

From: bobw- at aol.com
Date: Sun, 6 Aug 2006 11:19:14 EDT
Subject: [Texas Net] This Is For All You Shrub-ites

The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President Bush takes him out 
for an afternoon on the Potomac, cruising on the Presidential yacht, 
the Sequoia. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the 
Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water. 
Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but President Bush waves 
them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry." 
Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water and walks 
out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over, picks it up, and then 
walks back to the yacht and climbs aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope 
amid stunned silence. 
The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times, Boston Globe, 
Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post, Boston Herald, Buffalo News, 
Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis Tribune, 
Post, Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times, and San Francisco 
Chronicle all proclaim: 

"Bush Can't Swim!

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