I have questions......(Humor Break)

Dennis Putnam dap1 at BELLSOUTH.NET
Fri Aug 15 16:42:58 MDT 2008


Richard Whitenight wrote:
> When you ship styrofoam, what is it packaged with?
>
> If sign makers go on strike, what do they hold?
>
> How do deer know how to cross at those signs? Shouldn't they be in
> deer language.
>
> If a man overdoses on too much iron and Viagra, will he always point
> to the North?
>
>   
Here are a few more (apologies to the late George Carlin):

Why is it called cargo when it is on a ship but a shipment when it is on
a truck?

Why do we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?

What is another word for synonym?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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