deloges at ATT.NET
Wed Aug 1 16:36:01 MDT 2001
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that
in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David
Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that
promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
"Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years...and you should
consider the possibility of eight years.
Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al
Gore. Monica Lewinsky will be your recreation director. Ted Kennedy will
act as lifeguard and supervise swimming instruction. Mr. Kennedy will also
be teaching a course in emergency procedures. Your spiritual advisor and
marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends
and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her
village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over
all your money and your furnishings until you return.
More information about the Rushtalk